a bazooka at a knife fightthe creamer is the haul-ass freeride gun that blends big-mountain ambition with everyday practicality. its imposing dimensions and shovel-like nose are the trademarks of a snowboard that bulldozes through chop and dances over powder. now armed with viscodamp too, its handling of hair-raising descents and sketchy conditions verges on aloof. an accomplished resort charger, but wired in big-mountain environments, the creamer will soon have you yearning for higher mountains and wilder terrain